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!!….That Makes Sense
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1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and
Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz
u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.
3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance &
what clothes we wear, but what we’re inside.
So, try going out naked tomorrow & see the admiration!
4. Don’t walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!
This is called attitude… keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes that her daughter’ll marry a better man than she did & is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank, had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said:
“He who never lived, cannot die!”
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of crocodiles?
He’s now being harrassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on the train tracks.
but we choose Marriage, slow sure!
9. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
10. Laziness is our biggest enemy.
We should learn to love our enemies!
August 20th, 2008 at 5:08 am
Quite true. If only I had the guts to go with #3. Right now only dare to do so behind closed doors.
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August 20th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
These are great. My favourtie is number 2:)
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August 20th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
wow.what a nice post.each and every quote are too funny.thanks for sharing these in your post with us.waiting for your next post like this.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:11 am
Hi good post. I also love 2nd
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August 29th, 2008 at 1:42 am
lol i like the third one
i can imagine what will happen tomorrow if i go out side naked.
August 29th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
awesome!!What a nice post!!! ilike all quotations.But i like the 8 number most.Thanks for sharing this in your post with us.Waiting for your next post like this.Just want to say, thank you.
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August 30th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
yes third one is nice, i like it. thanks for this awesome post.
August 30th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Hey .. i just like the last one i mean number 10, cause i am really lazy and i have to hate it.
. anyhow thanks for this post really creative and also informative. 
September 5th, 2008 at 1:30 am
Yo dude these quotes are really good … awesome post .. all of theme are cool ..
i like this one…………
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank, had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said: “He who never lived, cannot die!”
September 5th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
NO 10 rocksss ….. i am lazy and i love my enemies .. lol … nice blog keep it up. And waiting for your next exciting post.
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September 13th, 2008 at 1:13 am
i like the second one! the 7th is pretty funny! thanks for the post!