Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

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The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become Otherwise.

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I was born intelligent.
Education ruined me.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a Work station….
what more can I say….

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If it’s true that we are here to help others, then,
what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Money is not everything.
There’s Visa and Mastercard.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Love your neighbor.
But don’t get caught.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

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Children in backseats cause accidents,
Accidents in backseats cause children.

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“Hard work never killed anybody”,
But why take the risk!

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“Work fascinates me”,
I can look at it for hours…..

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